Ewe dressed in Lamb’s clothing

On a safari, years ago, I was unfortunately stuck with an English woman who did not like Americans. I believe she was referring to me and my compatriots in general when she complained about how we dressed. Now, however, I’ve finally reached her threshold for what I think is still acceptable for me.

I saw a dress on a TV star in a sitcom and thought, “I love that!” and proceeded to put in the name of the show, name of the actress and “low and behold” the dress I desired was showcased with info on where to buy it, how much, etc…. Of course, being proud of my acumen I ordered it and even managed a 15% discount. It arrived and upon try-on I decided to think twice.

It’s not like I was looking for something to be buried in since I’ve already paid for my cremation…and the fact that I have two dresses in my closet that have never been worn and maybe 5 that have been sported once, I actually returned the dress. I’m proud of me. All the hoopla about dressing up for flights in order to restore good behavior doesn’t really make sense to me. I’d rather be comfortable and ready to disembark quickly should the need ever arise. I have more than one warm-up suit that fits my style.

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6 Responses to Ewe dressed in Lamb’s clothing

  1. Maggie Merickel's avatar Maggie Merickel says:

    You are very smart dresser. Fancy is for pretenders. Love you. ❤️

  2. Teresa Shanahan's avatar Teresa Shanahan says:

    I actually like what I can see of the dress. Do not like the tie wrap. Oh Debby, we must must be comfortable!! That said I just spent a small fortune on what the English lady would call tacky! Vuori!!! Soft and perfect for here and the plane but not dressy.

    Your cremation info is hilarious!!!

    Teresa

  3. Mike merickel's avatar Mike merickel says:

    Pajamas are my number one followed by sweats….oh wait,
    numerous bicycle kits are way ahead

  4. Mike Merickel's avatar Mike Merickel says:

    Bicycle Kits followed by sweats and then pajamas until I go to bed and then nothing

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